Interesting quotes

Here are some interesting quotes:

• Arguing with your Boss is like 'wrestling with a pig in mud'. After a while, you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually 'enjoying it'.

• Help a man when he is in trouble andhe will remember youwhen he is in trouble again !!!!

• Complex problems have simple,easy to understand wrong answers.

• It is not exactly cheating,I prefer to consider it 'creative problem solving'.

• Behind every 'successful woman',is a man who is surprised !!!!

• Whoever said 'money can't buy happiness',didn't know where to shop.

• Alcohol 'doesn't solve any problems',but then again, neither does milk.

• Most people are only 'alive' becauseit is illegal to shoot them.

• I'm not a complete idiot,there're still some parts missing !!!!

• Forgive your enemies butremember their names.

• The number of people watching youis directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

• I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father ....- He said he wanted more proof.

• Some pain is physical and some is mental,but one that's both is dental !!!!

• Life is pleasant, death is peaceful.It's the transition that's troublesome.

• LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY, COZ' U NEVER KNOW WHEN COMPANY STOPS LOVING YOU